Author Chilly

Chilly

Chilly was born February 12, 1809. A former lawyer, he became a backwoods politician who served as the 16th President of the United States from 1861 until his "assassination" in April 1865. Now he reviews movies for mousebearcomedy-- the greatest achievement in his entire life.

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Aquaman (2018)

December 22, 2018

While Aquaman is ultimately "competent" it will likely be most remembered in history as the movie that brought us a Pitbull cover of Toto's "Africa"

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Mortal Engines (2018)

December 18, 2018

They should have just used "Honestly, I expected worse" as the tagline on the poster for this movie that's clearly ten years too late.

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The Mule (2018)

December 18, 2018

At one point in this film, Clint Eastwood literally looks at a computer, scoffs, and says "The internet" with a shake of his head.