Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean

Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean
Broseidon

Broseidon is reflective of our youth culture today. If any of those Greek Myths were retold or rebranded today, Poseidon would absolutely be a surfing “bro” who wears a flat-billed hat crookedly. The classic red party cup is apparently specific to American culture, though. I also would like to think that he’d still be an “old dude” who’s trying to cash in on the youth culture.

Weirdly enough, this kindof stems from an idea that was a parody of that 90’s movie Rookie of the Year where that kid breaks his arm and becomes an ace pitcher for the major leagues. However, our idea was that an “old dude” has a midlife crisis and tries to skateboard, only to fall and break several bones. However, when he gets his casts off, he miraculously becomes a skating legend.

See Also
Planned Pastryhood