Peyton Manning won Super Bowl 50. I really, really, reeallllly wanted him to lose. I dislike Manning almost as much as I dislike Tom Brady. It would’ve been nice for Peyton to lose and end his career as a Super Bowl loser.

I’m surprised I didn’t turn the game off immediately after the win was official, and I’m glad I didn’t or I would have missed Peyton being a total fucking shill. What happened to wanting to go to Disneyland? How did “I’m going to Disneyland” become “I’m going to have a Budweiser.”

Also, who the fuck just drinks a Budweiser casually? Maybe if you’re in college and that’s all you could afford (but really, go with Keystone or Natty light).

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