Friendzoned

Friendzoned
Friendzoned

The correct response to her would be “Yes, best friends with benefits.” I’ve successfully broken out of being Friendzoned before, but it had such damaging effects on our relationship that things probably would have been much better off if I willingly stayed in the friendzone. But the sex was so good, though! The good news is the experience made it so I don’t have feelings anymore. Wait, that is good news, right? I can’t see how that may possibly damage me or any future relationships in the slightest.

Anyway, I’m still waiting for a “Friendzoned” valentine candy heart to make its way into the mainstream. Those would be fun to pass around on February 9th, or whenever Valentine’s Day is.

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