The correct response to her would be “Yes, best friends with benefits.” I’ve successfully broken out of being Friendzoned before, but it had such damaging effects on our relationship that things probably would have been much better off if I willingly stayed in the friendzone. But the sex was so good, though! The good news is the experience made it so I don’t have feelings anymore. Wait, that is good news, right? I can’t see how that may possibly damage me or any future relationships in the slightest.

Anyway, I’m still waiting for a “Friendzoned” valentine candy heart to make its way into the mainstream. Those would be fun to pass around on February 9th, or whenever Valentine’s Day is.

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BEAR never met his real dad and was forced to be his own father figure. He spent his time as a child grounding himself or disappointing himself when he missed his t-ball games that he promised himself he would definitely be there for this time. He beat himself up often, metaphorically and literally, so C.P.S. came and took him away from himself. At this point BEAR discovered that he could see in the dark, but only if he spent several minutes letting his eyes adjust first. BEAR is also a Capricorn and loves long crabwalks on the beach.

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