Planned Pastryhood seemed like such a perfect title, or at the very least better than my original title of “The Cheesecake Fartory”. Terrible, right? From the start I wanted to make this comic about The Cheesecake Factory even though many other close sources told me to go with Taco Bell.
Taco Bell gets a lot of heat for destroying bodies from the inside, but I feel like everybody knows what they’re getting themselves into when they grab a 4th Meal. The Cheesecake Factory is a much worse offender, because it masquerades as a legitimate restaurant. Any time I’ve eaten at the place, less than an hour later I feel like I’m having a miscarriage out my ass.