Cancerbear·January 25, 2016Cancer is the new AIDS. Even though the disease has been around since, like, ever, it never really had a...
Autumnbear·November 9, 2015Autumn is one of those ideas that hinges on taking the poetic and making it literal. Though the definition of autumn...
Tinderbear·January 22, 2016Tinder pretty much sucks unless you’re super hot. If you’re generally average like me, then things aren’t so fun. I...
Bearbear·September 2, 2015How has it taken so long for us to make this joke? I’m not sure. It’d been staring us in the...
Shamubear·January 20, 2016I’m honestly surprised it’s taken so long for Sea World to actually start eliminating the Killer Whale portion of their...