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BEAR never met his real dad and was forced to be his own father figure. He discovered that he could see in the dark, but only if he spent several minutes letting his eyes adjust first. BEAR is also a Capricorn and loves long crabwalks on the beach.

Samurai Cop (1991) – He’s Telling All You Son of a Bitches

bear·June 19, 2019
A Japanese Yokuza gang comprised almost entirely of white men is threatened by an even whiter man, the Samurai Cop.
Designer Babies

Designer Babies Eliminate Disabilities Like Small Dicks

bear·June 13, 2019·1 Comment
Designer Babies' genetic makeup can be altered to include immunizations against diseases like HIV or eliminate full-blown disabilities like having a small dick.

Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD (1990) – Raw Mackerel and Killer Chopsticks

bear·May 21, 2019
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D is a tone deaf, racially insensitive try-hard by-product of the 1980s that still somehow manages to charm the wooden sandals off you.

Zolar (2004) – The X-Games Alien with a Heart of Gold and Rubber Face

bear·May 13, 2019
Some coked-out Kids' WB executive watched the 2002 X-Games and thought "this needs blue aliens and underage girls with too much makeup."

4 Avatar Sequels are Coming Twelve Years Too Late

bear·May 7, 2019
Remember the amount of people who killed themselves in 2009 because Pandora wasn't real? Well now you can laugh at them for not being able to see any of the endless sequels.

Sonic the Hedgehog – Corporate Pandering at its Finest

bear·May 6, 2019
By now you’ve probably seen the downright frightening trailer for the upcoming CGI-fest Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic created an insane...
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