MOUSE enjoys dinosaurs and that’s the extent of his paleontology background. He resides in America where he self-educates himself watching Walking With Dinosaurs on Netflix. He hopes to go on tour with Dinosaurs soon.
BEAR never met his real dad and was forced to be his own father figure. He discovered that he could see in the dark, but only if he spent several minutes letting his eyes adjust first. BEAR is also a Capricorn and loves long crabwalks on the beach.
CHILLY was born February 12, 1809. A former lawyer, he became a backwoods politician who served as the 16th President of the United States from 1861 until his “assassination” in April 1865. Now he reviews movies for mousebearcomedy– the greatest achievement in his entire life.
JANE DOE loves erotic fiction, but hates birds. If you’d like to know more about her, too bad. She enjoys her privacy and doesn’t want to be gallivanting with the likes of you.
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