This is our Archive of all published Mousebear Comics.

Click on stuff. Marvel at how terrible the quality used to be (or still is). These are merely cynical musings of two cautiously handsome Schadenfreudes. That’s right, we are increasingly bitterly or sneeringly distrustful, contemptuous, or pessimistic.

Welcome to our accumulation of visual historical records organized over the lifetime of Mousebear Comedy. These comics have been selected for permanent or long-term preservation on grounds of their enduring personal value.


Cancer is the new AIDS. Even though the disease has been around since, like, ever, it never really had a name for a long time. People just died. I m... Read More...


Tinder Tinder pretty much sucks unless you're super hot. If you're generally average like me, then things aren't so fun. I used to have the app a lo... Read More...


I'm honestly surprised it's taken so long for Sea World to actually start eliminating the Killer Whale portion of their San Diego park. Shamu can fi... Read More...


Fetishes is sort of about how people are into such weird shit these days, that any of the "normal" stuff could be seen as weird. I remember going to ... Read More...

The Grinch

The poor Grinch. I never understood how the character could have made such a hell of a "face turn" after being the villain for so long. He was a total dick to Whoville.