A Japanese Yokuza gang comprised almost entirely of white men is threatened by an even whiter man, the Samurai Cop.
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D is a tone deaf, racially insensitive try-hard by-product of the 1980s that still somehow manages to charm the wooden sandals off you.
Some coked-out Kids' WB executive watched the 2002 X-Games and thought "this needs blue aliens and underage girls with too much makeup."
Probably the most successful low-budget knockoff of Friday the 13th but is more than just it's Tween Peen shock ending.
After his old war buddy is executed by a Dictator, Christopher Walken rounds up his Vietnam War pals to slaughter 240 people and blow up all the things. This is the version of The Expendables that hike their pants up to their armpits.
Stop! is what happens when hacky "buddy cop" tropes cross planes with hacky "overbearing mother" tropes to create a Venn Diagram of absolute fuckery.
Death Spa is really a Death Gym, and even that's a loose definition. It's a vague Death Place or a Death Warehouse somewhere in Canada for the tax credit.
Just know that before you ask "but who actually wins the titular Food Fight?" the answer is nobody. We. All. Lose.
What began in 1998's The Waterboy by Adam Sander becomes fully realized in 2000's Little Nicky. Witness the birth of modern-era Sandler. The road to Hell is paved with Little Nicky DVDs.
Geteven is a bizarre Vanity Project that may actually rival The Room, and it came out an entire decade earlier.
"There are several sexual characteristics to Bigfoot that I wanted to make sure came out, since it’s very integral to the story." - Actual quote from the director.
Based on how much he smokes in this film, I'm pretty sure the production paid Dan Haggerty with cartons of cigarettes.
Half of this film's budget was spent on belts, denim, and various chains of varying length.