reviews

3.9
Serenity has the distinction of being the Worst Film of 2019, which would be a much bigger accomplishment if this were October and not January.
6.4
Did you know Keanu Reeves was in a new movie? No, not "that" movie that everyone is talking about and psyched for...
5.2
I spent the entirety of Hallmark's sequel "One Winter Proposal" thinking that I never saw the first movie "One Winter Weekend" only for my girlfriend to reveal that I had.
5
Just how dreamy is the single dad widower in Hallmark's first film in their "Winterfest" series? Spoiler Alert: Super F'N dreamy.
7.5
Is it possible Bumblebee is the first truly GOOD Transformers film? It's hard to believe but the only drawback is that this is NOT a reboot.
9
Just to give a sample of this absolutely wonderful film: There's an extra credited as "Nude Pomegranate Tory"
4
Can Sherlock Holmes and his trusty sidekick Dr. Watson solve The Case of the Script That Sounded Better On Paper? No? Ohhhhhh. Shit.
6.4
My girlfriend watched "The Princess Switch." Which means that I ALSO watched "The Princess Switch." Luckily, I survived.
7
While Aquaman is ultimately "competent" it will likely be most remembered in history as the movie that brought us a Pitbull cover of Toto's "Africa"
6
They should have just used "Honestly, I expected worse" as the tagline on the poster for this movie that's clearly ten years too late.
7
At one point in this film, Clint Eastwood literally looks at a computer, scoffs, and says "The internet" with a shake of his head.
4.4
"There are several sexual characteristics to Bigfoot that I wanted to make sure came out, since it’s very integral to the story." - Actual quote from the director.
1.5
Based on how much he smokes in this film, I'm pretty sure the production paid Dan Haggerty with cartons of cigarettes.
8.5
Half of this film's budget was spent on belts, denim, and various chains of varying length.