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    Samurai Cop (1991) – He’s Telling All You Son of a Bitches

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    Zolar (2004) – The X-Games Alien with a Heart of Gold and Rubber Face

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JoinedJanuary 2, 2015
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BEAR never met his real dad and was forced to be his own father figure. He discovered that he could see in the dark, but only if he spent several minutes letting his eyes adjust first. BEAR is also a Capricorn and loves long crabwalks on the beach.
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Batman: Gotham Knight (2008) – Batmanime and The Batmanimatrix

bear·March 10, 2019
Instead of the same rehashed introduction to Batman, we get a stylized anthology highlighting the myth of Batman.
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Foodfight! (2012) – A Movie or Money Laundering Front?

bear·March 5, 2019
Just know that before you ask "but who actually wins the titular Food Fight?" the answer is nobody. We. All. Lose.
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Justice League: The New Frontier (2008) – A Silver Age Love Letter

bear·February 23, 2019·2 Comments
We get a mature, period-piece to introduce the Silver Age Justice League.

FDA Warns: Using Young Blood As Treatment for Aging is Stupid

bear·February 20, 2019
The newest piece of "no shit" news tells us that stupid people are transfusing youthful blood in order to ward off aging.

The 2019 Oscars Are Shaping Up to be the Live Event Disaster of the Year

bear·February 6, 2019
We break down just how The Academy Awards, in a desperate attempt to make ratings better will actually make their ratings worse.
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Little Nicky (2000) – The Road to Hell is Paved with Little Nicky DVDs

bear·January 30, 2019
What began in 1998's The Waterboy by Adam Sander becomes fully realized in 2000's Little Nicky. Witness the birth of modern-era Sandler. The road to Hell is paved with Little Nicky DVDs.
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