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BEAR never met his real dad and was forced to be his own father figure. He discovered that he could see in the dark, but only if he spent several minutes letting his eyes adjust first. BEAR is also a Capricorn and loves long crabwalks on the beach.
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Elves (1989)

bear·December 17, 2018
Based on how much he smokes in this film, I'm pretty sure the production paid Dan Haggerty with cartons of cigarettes.
8.5

Twin Sitters (1994)

bear·December 17, 2018
Half of this film's budget was spent on belts, denim, and various chains of varying length.
Airplane Mode

Airplane Mode

bear·April 27, 2016
Airplane Mode Airplane Mode is about the urban legend that cell phone are bad for airplanes. Granted, I’ve barely flown post-9/11, and...
Time

Time

bear·April 25, 2016
Time Time is another comic that was inspired by various idioms or catchphrases which we clearly are fans of. I’ve talked about my love...
Worst Man

Worst Man

bear·April 21, 2016
Worst Man Worst Man is another comic that comes from “real life” experience. I gave a speech as best man for...

Heads or Tails

bear·April 19, 2016
Heads or Tails Heads or Tails is the first of a few comics planned that are inspired by various idioms or catchphrases which...
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