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Chilly
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Chilly was born February 12, 1809. A former lawyer, he became a backwoods politician who served as the 16th President of the United States from 1861 until his "assassination" in April 1865. Now he reviews movies for mousebearcomedy-- the greatest achievement in his entire life.

Entire Movie Audience Standing In Exit Row Due To Unexpected Scene In Credits

Chilly·June 21, 2019
A group of theatergoers crammed together in the exit row of a movie theater while they watched an unexpected post-credit scene for the film The Hustle

Uncle Says Niece Sexist For Always Identifying With Female Characters

Chilly·June 7, 2019
An Uncle tried to introduce his 5-year-old niece to Star Wars and Rick & Morty, but says that she's only identifies with the female characters of Paw Patrol

Petition to Remake “Big Dick Daddies 7” Reaches 20,000 Signatures

Chilly·June 5, 2019·1 Comment
A petition to remake the seventh installment in the incredibly popular franchise, Big Dick Daddies 7, has reached 20,000 signatures online

“Damnit. The Guy Is Working Today.”

Chilly·June 4, 2019
RICHMOND, VA - Fifty-eight year old man Jim Podgorski's day was ruined when he walked into his local TGI Friday's only to discover that "the guy" was the one who would be waiting on his table.

“Chernobyl would never happen in America,” says American

Chilly·June 3, 2019
DALLAS, TX – Anthony Wilbur is a proud patriot who believes that America is undoubtably the greatest country in the...
Go See Booksmart

Go See Booksmart Right Now, You Pieces of Shit!

Chilly·June 1, 2019
What are you doing, reading this review? Go see Booksmart right the fuck now!
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