5.5Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD (1990) – Raw Mackerel and Killer Chopsticksbear·May 21, 2019Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D is a tone deaf, racially insensitive try-hard by-product of the 1980s that still somehow manages to charm the wooden sandals off you.
2Zolar (2004) – The X-Games Alien with a Heart of Gold and Rubber Facebear·May 13, 2019Some coked-out Kids' WB executive watched the 2002 X-Games and thought "this needs blue aliens and underage girls with too much makeup."
4 Avatar Sequels are Coming Twelve Years Too Latebear·May 7, 2019Remember the amount of people who killed themselves in 2009 because Pandora wasn't real? Well now you can laugh at them for not being able to see any of the endless sequels.
Sonic the Hedgehog – Corporate Pandering at its Finestbear·May 6, 2019By now you’ve probably seen the downright frightening trailer for the upcoming CGI-fest Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic created an insane...
9Sleepaway Camp (1983) – Friday the 13th Meets The Crying Gamebear·May 2, 2019Probably the most successful low-budget knockoff of Friday the 13th but is more than just it's Tween Peen shock ending.
