First Date

First Date

There’s a running joke among my group of friends where we try to figure out who among us would be most likely to be a serial killer. Our opinions change, and some of us have our particular dark horses. I probably joke about it the most, but that would most likely eliminate me from the pool of suspects. Right?

Or is it one of those things where because I joke about it so much, means that it’s actually more likely that I’m the serial killer? (I’m not).

A serial killer is typically a person who murders three or more people, usually in service of abnormal psychological gratification, with the murders taking place over more than a month and including a significant period of time between them. And I’ve only killed two or fewer people, completely normal and in a very short period of time between them. Oh god… maybe I’m just a spree killer?

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