Tinder pretty much sucks unless you’re super hot. If you’re generally average like me, then things aren’t so fun. I used to have the app a long while back, when it first came out. I swiped right like crazy, eager to find a match. I got a bunch of them, too. But they were all fucking bots.

I was naive at first, and spoke to some of them like an idiot. After I wised up, I would antagonize the bots out of some misguided sense of entitlement. I was probably just lonely.

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BEAR never met his real dad and was forced to be his own father figure. He spent his time as a child grounding himself or disappointing himself when he missed his t-ball games that he promised himself he would definitely be there for this time. He beat himself up often, metaphorically and literally, so C.P.S. came and took him away from himself. At this point BEAR discovered that he could see in the dark, but only if he spent several minutes letting his eyes adjust first. BEAR is also a Capricorn and loves long crabwalks on the beach.

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