Tinder

Tinder
Tinder

Tinder pretty much sucks unless you’re super hot. If you’re generally average like me, then things aren’t so fun. I used to have the app a long while back, when it first came out. I swiped right like crazy, eager to find a match. I got a bunch of them, too. But they were all fucking bots.

I was naive at first, and spoke to some of them like an idiot. After I wised up, I would antagonize the bots out of some misguided sense of entitlement. I was probably just lonely.

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