7.5
Geteven is a bizarre Vanity Project that may actually rival The Room, and it came out an entire decade earlier.
5
I spent the entirety of Hallmark's sequel "One Winter Proposal" thinking that I never saw the first movie "One Winter Weekend" only for my girlfriend to reveal that I had.
5
Just how dreamy is the single dad widower in Hallmark's first film in their "Winterfest" series? Spoiler Alert: Super F'N dreamy.
What began as an honest review of 2018's "Christmas With A View" immediately went off the rails as soon as Patrick Duffy's Ponytail appeared.
6.5
My girlfriend watched "The Princess Switch." Which means that I ALSO watched "The Princess Switch." Luckily, I survived.
1.5
"There are several sexual characteristics to Bigfoot that I wanted to make sure came out, since it’s very integral to the story." - Actual quote from the director.