I always loved those types of Statistics in commercials about “4 out of 5” doctors/dentists agree on something… and I’ve always wondered why it was that fifth doctor or dentist disagreed with his contemporaries. Why WOULDN’T that one dentist agrees that Crest Whitening Strips are the dopest shit on the market? Statistics!

Does that fifth dentist refuse to promote Crest Whitening Strips because he has his own, home-made counter-product? Is he trying to get people in on the ground floor of “Dale’s Super White Teething Strips”?

Maybe he’s just a total dick, what are the statistics on that?

Someone who works in statistics is called a statistician. In addition to being the name of a field of study, the word “statistics” also refers to numbers that are used to describe data or relationships.

Here is our Archive of all published Mousebear Comics. Marvel at how terrible the quality used to be (or still is). These are merely cynical musings of two cautiously handsome Schadenfreudes. That’s right, we are increasingly bitterly or sneeringly distrustful, contemptuous, or pessimistic.

We welcome you to our accumulation of visual historical records organized over the lifetime of Mousebear Comedy. These comics have been selected for permanent or long-term preservation on grounds of their enduring personal value.

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