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BEAR never met his real dad and was forced to be his own father figure. He discovered that he could see in the dark, but only if he spent several minutes letting his eyes adjust first. BEAR is also a Capricorn and loves long crabwalks on the beach.

Cat Bath

bear·April 30, 2015
With Cat Bath I wanted to bring to light my own cat’s insecurity and desire for privacy. I don’t have a...

Allerjizz

bear·April 27, 2015
Allerjizz is an adaptation of a much wordier stand-up bit I have about my lack of allergies. Since I don’t...

Joklahoma

bear·April 22, 2015
Joklahoma actually comes from a deep-rooted love for musicals even though it may come off as cynical or spiteful. I...

I’m 90% Sure Richard Ramirez Is My Dad

bear·April 20, 2015
It’s okay, people, I can make this joke because I’m a rape baby and I’m pretty sure Richard Ramirez is my...

Body Checking

bear·April 15, 2015
Hockey Playoffs start today, so hopefully we’ll see some actual legitimate Body Checking. This is one of the few ideas...

Plunderful

bear·April 12, 2015
Plunderful is one of the few pieces that remain of an unproduced play I wrote called “Pirates v. Ninjas.” I...
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