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BEAR never met his real dad and was forced to be his own father figure.
He discovered that he could see in the dark, but only if he spent several minutes letting his eyes adjust first. BEAR is also a Capricorn and loves long crabwalks on the beach.
It’s okay, people, I can make this joke because I’m a rape baby and I’m pretty sure Richard Ramirez is my...
Hockey Playoffs start today, so hopefully we’ll see some actual legitimate Body Checking. This is one of the few ideas...
Plunderful is one of the few pieces that remain of an unproduced play I wrote called “Pirates v. Ninjas.” I...






