I always loved those type of Statistics in commercials about “4 out of 5” doctors/dentists agree on something… and I’ve always wondered why it was that fifth doctor or dentist disagreed with his contemporaries. Why WOULDN’T that one dentist agree that Crest Whitening Strips are the dopest shit on the market?

Does that fifth dentist refuse to promote Crest Whitening Strips because he has his own, home-made counter-product? Is he trying to get people in on the ground floor of “Dale’s Super White Teething Strips”?

Maybe he’s just a total dick.


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