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“Chernobyl would never happen in America,” says American

Chilly·June 3, 2019
DALLAS, TX – Anthony Wilbur is a proud patriot who believes that America is undoubtably the greatest country in the...
Go See Booksmart

Go See Booksmart Right Now, You Pieces of Shit!

Chilly·June 1, 2019
What are you doing, reading this review? Go see Booksmart right the fuck now!

4 Avatar Sequels are Coming Twelve Years Too Late

bear·May 7, 2019
Remember the amount of people who killed themselves in 2009 because Pandora wasn't real? Well now you can laugh at them for not being able to see any of the endless sequels.

Sonic the Hedgehog – Corporate Pandering at its Finest

bear·May 6, 2019
By now you’ve probably seen the downright frightening trailer for the upcoming CGI-fest Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic created an insane...

THE 2019 OSCAR NOMINATIONS: ANALYSIS, PART TWO

Chilly·February 22, 2019
Part Two of our Oscars predictions. Featuring all the categories formerly believed by the Academy to be not important enough to include on the telecast.

FDA Warns: Using Young Blood As Treatment for Aging is Stupid

bear·February 20, 2019
The newest piece of "no shit" news tells us that stupid people are transfusing youthful blood in order to ward off aging.
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