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BEAR never met his real dad and was forced to be his own father figure. He discovered that he could see in the dark, but only if he spent several minutes letting his eyes adjust first. BEAR is also a Capricorn and loves long crabwalks on the beach.

Statistics 

bear·October 7, 2015
I always loved those types of Statistics in commercials about “4 out of 5” doctors/dentists agree on something… and I’ve always...

Reservation

bear·October 5, 2015
Reservation is another idea that, at its core, is just another “woe is me, I don’t know who my daddy...

The Fly Telepods

bear·October 1, 2015
The Fly Telepods is our second comic of the week that was inspired by, you guessed it, the classic 80’s...

Arm Wrestling

bear·September 28, 2015
Arm Wrestling was inspired by a classic scene from The Fly, the 80s Cronenberg film starring the one and only...

Burned

bear·September 23, 2015
Burned is mostly a self-deprecating comic about my own suffering. My hairline has been receding for years, from the front...

Overly Attached Girlfriend

bear·September 18, 2015
Overly Attached Girlfriend is something that has, of course, actually happened to me (though a few years ago). I’m taking...
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