Burned is mostly a self-deprecating comic about my own suffering. My hairline has been receding for years, from the front and the back. It’s a terrible combination of male-pattern baldness and whatever that other-pattern baldness is called. It’s a shame. I’m already burned.
I’m happy that I at least had the foresight to grow my hair out long at least once in my life, during college. I think all men should at least try to grow their hair once. I’m talking shoulder-length, Pro-Wrestling hair.
For real. Stop brushing so much, lather that shit up in vitamins or whatever, and grow it out. Or maybe you CAN brush it? Just… don’t do it so much, I think. I’m really not too sure, because my hair is receding as shit, and it’s been years since my hair was luscious and long.
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