Burned is mostly a self-deprecating comic about my own suffering. My hairline has been receding for years, from the front and the back. It’s a terrible combination of male-pattern baldness and whatever that other-pattern baldness is called. It’s a shame.
I’m happy that I at least had the foresight to grow my hair out long at least once in my life, during college. I think all men should at least try to grow their hair once. I’m talking shoulder-length, Pro-Wrestling hair.