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BEAR never met his real dad and was forced to be his own father figure.
He discovered that he could see in the dark, but only if he spent several minutes letting his eyes adjust first. BEAR is also a Capricorn and loves long crabwalks on the beach.
Literal Lawyer comes somewhere from my former love of courtroom procedurals. I used to watch the original Law & Order...
Stand up comedy can be brutal sometimes. Stand up has violent euphemisms whether you’re doing great or terribly (killing and...
SeaWorld Orca Damage Control obviously stems from that absolutely ridiculous commercial SeaWorld has released in order to recoup some positive...






