“Question” can alternately be called “Goddammit, Jimmy.” I feel like there’s a little bit of Jimmy in each of us, and I admire his confidence to hit on his teacher. There were certainly more than one teacher I had growing up that I wanted to bang.
Then when I started working at the local library downtown, I discovered how many hot librarians there are. If only a move so simple as flexing would woo women. Poor Jimmy really has no idea how lame and stupid he looks attempting such a feat, but you gotta give credit where credit is due. Jimmy rocks the confidence.
If any of my former teachers are reading this, hit me up. I’ll take you out for an adult beverage and we can talk the finer points of classic American Literature. Huckleberry Finn, or A Confederacy of Dunces. Catch-22 maybe? Let’s chat.