Planned Pastryhood seemed like such a perfect title, or at the very least better than my original title of “The...
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BEAR never met his real dad and was forced to be his own father figure.
He discovered that he could see in the dark, but only if he spent several minutes letting his eyes adjust first. BEAR is also a Capricorn and loves long crabwalks on the beach.
The correct response to her would be “Yes, best friends with benefits.” I’ve successfully broken out of being Friendzoned before, but...
I love ghosts. They’re fascinating if they really exist, and there’s nothing better than a great ghost story. Most ghost...
I really wanted to name Sour Grapes something more like “I’m sure there’s a Creedence Clearwater Revival Joke in Here Somewhere”...
The Mysterious Case of Mister Dickface comes from a lingering interest in extraterrestrial life. I’ve always been fascinated with the...






